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These are the “oh crap the market is opening in a few hours and we have to pretend we have our shit together” headlines they are good at getting… …and then you read the actual article and spoiler alert: they are making it up. h/t @WUTangKids https://t.co/ALDPc6ieTF
Author: @ChrisMurphyCT
Posted: Apr 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM